8/14/2009

Auntie Deb's Gotta Screw Loose!!




How many cats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That is what we have human servants for!

How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Only one, but it takes at least three lightbulbs.



ha ha ha snort

I wonder if the NFL knew it was National Screw Loose Day when they scheduled the Bengals preseason game for tonight. We're ready to root them to a win! um, yeah.

Even Joel has an outfit to wear...but it isn't as cool as my bandana...

14 comments:

♥Da fambly cat-a-blog kitties♥ said...

You has some really good jokes that you tolds. Don't know about the NFL...we don't do sports.

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Oh Hendrix,
Good jokes Hendrix! Hope the came is great! I hope you have your people take pictures of you and your baby human bro's outfits for us to see.

Have a great weekend!
Your friends,
Shilgiah, Tommy, Hope and their mom-person.

The Island Cats said...

Football already??!? We're not ready for that! Afterall, it's 90 degrees outside!

Zoolatry said...

Funny and funnier.

Hey: is it a bebbeh-bengal living with you now?

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Hahahaha!!! Those were funny!! Mom especially likes your "snort" heehee
Those should make Auntie Deb feel pretty good,especially if her screws are tight! ;)
By the wat, we are in awe of Bendrix and his trip to the Vet!!!! COOL!! Taking out the entire staff, hahahahaha!!!! Good job ;) That Vet better get an ear thermometer fast!!!!!
Mom did not see GI Joe,but really wants to see Sherlock Homes(& Julie/Julia)
Hugs for #2!! Your folks too :)
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Zoolatry said...

PS from Zoolatry...
we have emailed "Bengal Babies" to you...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Good jokes, Hendrix.

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Hee hee, those were funny Hendrix! We hope your barfiness and Joel's gassiness are better. That is just too much for you to deal with, furriend! The Rams are on tonight too, but Momma's not a big football fan.
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Artsy Catsy said...

Oh, Hendrix, it's so good to see you again after 4 months of no blogging while we cared for our very sick mom. We've missed you so much!

Hugs & Purrs,
Rocky & staff

Flock O' Fuzzies said...

Those were some good jokes. I think it's national loose screw day every day for our humans.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Who purrrs and paws your material?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: NFL? Is there still such a thing? Mom has erased those letters from her head!

Angel and Kirby said...

Those were funny jokes.

Reese =^..^= said...

I loke you laugh! haha SNORT

SeaThreePeeO said...

LOL very funny screw loose jokes!