10/22/2010

Sneaking on Saturday

**Hendrix whispers** OK sticky little booger. Lets get the plan for this week together.



At Midnight on Sunday (these are much more fun when the beans have to get up for work) I'll puke on the carpet right where mommy steps when she gets up.

At 12:15AM when it is still warm but nice and soaked in, you start wailing your head off. Then when she is coming to help you, she'll step right in it. She'll have to take her socks off on her way out. She hates cold feet with moist puke on them.

Then you fall back to sleep around 1AM.

At 2:45AM you sob like your heart is breaking and you're in pain and when she and daddy come up to help. I'll jump up on the bed, puke on the comforter and snuggle in.

When they come back, they will find puke on the bed. They'll be so tired they'll either have to sleep under the puke, or go get my soft blue quilt and afghans I like to sleep on so much.

We'll let them sleep after this, but you get up an hour earlier than usual (around 5:45AM) so I can get treats early.



**Joel screetching** "hi kitty! kitty!!! kitty!!! kitty!!! ha ha ha!!! oooo"

15 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo khould start tonight -

Full Moon and all -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Sparkle said...

Whoa, you two are starting to plot together - there may be a light at the end of this tunnel!

A few Good Cats said...

Sounds like a plan to us!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That sounds like a plan to me. Let me know how it goes!

Huffle Mawson said...

I can't wait to hear the report on this one!

brandi said...

Hendrix,now you know how cool having a brother to plot with is! I see mayhem in your future, sweetie, and you know you can always escape at my place.

Katnip Lounge said...

We want a blurpy thing! Maybe we can borrow yours...is he old enough to teleport?

William said...

OK, we know that's Bendrix and Tole plotting like that!

Simba said...

Awesome plan. I wish I was a fly on the wall when this goes down.

Laila and Minchie said...

Dudes getting into trouble together. Too cute!

Brian said...

All plop plop and no fizz!

Max said...

Heh. Who knew a sticky person could be so useful?

Angel and Kirby said...

That is a great plan! Joel is so cute! and you are being good!

Ayla and Iza, said...

Good luck wif the plans, but we bet the sticky little booger forgets the schedule...

Victor Tabbycat said...

I's not sure if Bonnie an da boy efur ganged up on Mom, but she amembers one mornin when da boy was new. Afore bfast, Mom had blood, milk, spit-up, stinky goodness, poo an tinkle on her nightie. An then tears. Scruffy taught da boy to crawl an Bonnie teached him good reflexes. So, hang in der - dey is sumwhat trainable.
Purrs,
Victor