5/17/2011

Leash Laws, Abandonment, Water Leaks

So my bean abandoned me to go to see a six foot giant rat (the "head of an evil corporation") at the happiest place on earth (in my opinion that is a warm bed of clean laundry or having the bed to myself with a plate of stinky goodness by my side) and totally abandoned me!

Aw, so they needed a vacation. So they had a good time. Whooptie freakin do.
My lazy nasty mother didn't even leave the computer open so I could have a House Trashing party. Grrrrrrrrrr

Bast stepped in and took care of part of my revenge. When they got home there was water all over the basement. Thank Bast I don't go down there when they aren't home. I still need something else to get back at them. I just can't decide what...

I did have a nice girl come stay with me. She even stayed overnight (she didn't open up the Mancave so didn't see the water!) It was nice to get a break from the stinky boy even if I missed mommy & daddy. It was nice to have someone's undivided attention...

Now the beans having to fix that water stuff and finish other house projects (like tiling a backsplash in the kitchen, painting and finishing another bathroom). I say if they weren't such lazy butts 90% of the time they wouldn't have to work so hard all at once. Mommy actually agrees with me!

I've been pretty spoiled since they've been back. Lotsa lotsa nip nip nip and pets. Also a cool new birdie toy from a "Happy Meal." It makes me happy...



I thought my woofie friends might like to see this picture from their trip.



ha ha ha I can think of a lot of things I'd tie the little booger to if only I had thumbs....

16 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe woo need to do a Walkin' Wednesday post!

As fur happiest place on Earth, that used to be Hershey PA - when folks got all Hersheypark Happy -

But then evil greed moved in and the town got sad -

Sorry about the water issues - what a mess!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What an interesting revenge you got to have...

Sparkle said...

I think happy meals would be a whole lot happier if they included a REAL birdie!

I'm glad to know your humans did not go unpunished for their abandonment of you!

Angel and Kirby said...

We missed you so much! WE are glad you are back and OK!

William said...

Poor guy. Do you know that when my mom went to the HPOE I had to stay home too? What is up with that?

I'm glad they had fun, though. I think you should be able to take the stinky boy for a walk!

Forever Foster said...

Hahahaha!
Were the parentals worried that Joel would pull a Tole on them?

Fuzzy Tales said...

Our mom says please don't say "painting." She's in the middle of painting chaos. :-P

We're glad your beans had a great time, but maybe they'll think twice about abandoning you again, after the water leak.

The Paw Relations said...

That monkey backpack is great!

Mr Puddy said...

Ha..Ha..Picture from the trip make me laugh and laugh...heh..heh...I hope he enjoy it : )
Thanks to share, Mr. Hendrix

Tillie and Georgia said...

Oh,we know about abandonment!!!! It often happens on weekends here.
More revenge?? Count us in! We'll take out our revenge helping you get yours!! heehee
The stinky boy is getting big !!!!!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

Trust us, a flooded basement is a lot more revenge than you may realize!

A few Good Cats said...

We can tell it was an eventful vacation! We bet the humans will think twice before leaving you ever again. And even better, the human staff is making up for lost time when it comes to loving on you.

Huffle Mawson said...

I hope you plan to poop in something inappropriate.

Brian said...

WOW, a flood isn't good! At least is was downstairs instead of upstairs! I'm happy to hear that things are back to normal though, normal is the best!

Derby, Ducky said...

Mum agrees that little people need to be kept on a leash.

Charlemagne and Tamar said...

Interesting revenge! Sounds like you were well taken care of while they were gone.

We're glad that they are all back and your world can go back to normal.

Charlemagne, Tamar and Mal