9/06/2007

Thursday 13, The Look

When it is OK to give your mommy this look.

1. When she says "Its bedtime, is Hendrix ready for bed?" Duh I'm a cat. I sleep 2/3rds of my life.
2. When she asks "Who wants some fresh crunchies?" Um, that would be me.

3. When the movie Ghostbusters comes on and she dances around singing the theme song right in front of you. Sigh.

4. When I stick my nose on her cheek in the morning while sitting on her chest and she says "I'm guessing you want your treat now." Nope, I'm just feeling close to you. Yes I want my treat now!

5. When she takes 50 squillion pictures with her new flashy box. Need I say more?
6. When she says "Does kitty want to get his teeth brushed?" No, kitty doesn't.

7. When she asks "What color soft paws does Hendrix want on this time?" None woman. It is a much nicer feeling when I scratch the walls without soft paws.

8. When she asks daddy "Why does he keep fighting when we're cleaning his ears? You think he'd be used to it by now." Its cause I don't like it!!!!

9. When she says "Mommy's home! Who wants his stinky treat?" The woofie down the street wants it. Duh, me!

10. When she says, "No more treats for you, you've already had enough." Enough? Enough? If I'm still beggin, I've not had enough!

11. When she asks "does kitty want to sleep on daddy's side tonight?" No, you're much more tolerant of my antics than he is. I'll stay right here.

12. When she calls me "Mr Kitty McPhearson Squishy Facehead" Sigh

13. When she says, "I can't find my fill in the blank. Have you seen it Hendrix?" Yes, I sprouted opposible thumbs for 5 minutes and ran around the house hiding the remote, your keys, your hair clips....Jeez...

17 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Those are all good reasons to give "the look". Sometimes we wonder how they manage to make it to the age they are...and what would they do without us.

Dragonheart said...

Those are all excellent reasons to give your mom "the look." Humans can be so clueless at times!

Daisy said...

"I ain't afraid of no ghosts!"

Hendrix, those things all deserve the Bendrix-face.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

hhehehe those are fab reasons hendrix!! Your human sounds as silly as mine. I can't believe she dances to the ghostbusters theme tune! mwa haha ha thats so funny!

Excellent expression hendrix/bendrix. Now, put those keys/hairclips/lipsticks back where you found them! ha ha

DEBRA said...

*kittygiggles*

Hendrix you are a furry kool cat!

Purrs
Abby

Jimmy Joe said...

Your momma seems to think you are still in kindergarten. That is a very good look to give her.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Chairman Mao said...

hehehehe, I'm crackin' up at The Look and alla yur reasons to give it! So funny! And I agree one hundred billion per sent! Beans can be furry, furry strange. It's a darned good thing my beans have alla us Ballicai around to keep 'em undur close snoopervishun!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

The Crew said...

Oh for heavens sake Hendrix, you have my complete sympathy. Why do humans insist on treating us like children when we're mature men of the world?

I don't know what to recommend except keep on giving "the look" until they understand you.

George

Crochetoholic Debb said...

Great reasons there...I those tall ones are so not into cat thinking????

Mickey said...

Hey man, I like the "Look"!!
You are one cool cat.

Lux said...

Excellent look for excellent reasons, Hendrix!

Moe & Mindy said...

We look the "look".

Tell Bendrix to look at Moe's catnip meme.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

hey hendrix/bendrix, I have nominated you both for an award! Just for being you. Both. he he x

Miss Peach>(^,^) said...

Mr Hendrix...I just love the blue heart you wear on your collar. My neck is too sensitive to wear one. I think you are very handsome:) (blushy)
Thank you for bidding on the HOPE joul....I hope you will be the winner:)
Love Miss Peach

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Beans sure are silly sometimes. We give our mom "the look" too when she asks us silly questions too. If she calls me sweet kitten baby face one more time I am going to go live under the shed.

Your pal,
Bounce

The Furry Kids said...

Beans just don't get it, do they?

Parker said...

Very good reasons - and I have used the look often enough for the same things!