Daddy said something mean to me the other day.
I was hanging on my new kitchen chair and he was petting me behind the ear and I got all into it and rolled onto my side, almost falling off the chair.
Just when I was thinking "Wow, daddy is my hero" he said "Buddy, you can't go rolling around like that. You take up almost the whole seat as is. You just don't know how fat you are."
sob. I think I proved from my post below, that I am not fat. I'm well muscled...and padded.
Do you all think I'm fat?