1/14/2010

Fat on Friday

Daddy said something mean to me the other day.

I was hanging on my new kitchen chair and he was petting me behind the ear and I got all into it and rolled onto my side, almost falling off the chair.



Just when I was thinking "Wow, daddy is my hero" he said "Buddy, you can't go rolling around like that. You take up almost the whole seat as is. You just don't know how fat you are."

sob. I think I proved from my post below, that I am not fat. I'm well muscled...and padded.



Do you all think I'm fat?

29 comments:

loki said...

You're not fat!!! I took over Nanny chair and it is mine and she sit on the floor. Show your daddy that you're in charge...

Good luck!

Loki

Sweet Praline said...

No, you aren't fat. It's your dad's fault for relaxing you so much you almost fell.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

It is khalled more to love...

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Angel and Kirby said...

You are not fat! Even little Angel fills up teh whole chair seat!

Catline Crew said...

You are not fat. You look like the perfect size to us.

The Island Cats said...

No way, Hendrix...cuz if you're fat, then what am I??

Wally

SophieKitty said...

FAT! Absolutely not! You're mussly.

meemsnyc said...

We don't think you are fat at all!

Fin said...

No!!

Curly said...

Mr. Hendrix, you definitely are not fat! I consulted with my little sisfur Rayna (since she is an expurrt on checking out guys), and she says you look like a lean, mean, purring machine.

William said...

That was mean. I'd give him the cold shoulder for awhile. I wouldn't go into the man cave with him or anything!

Laila and Minchie said...

No way! You are a very muscular dude!

Cory said...

No Way Man! You are not fat...it's all muscle and fur.

Max said...

Dood. Look at how much space HE probably takes up on the chair... Sheesh, people...

Huffle Mawson said...

You are NOT fat. Your dad should not spread lies like that.

Brian said...

Nope, not to worry, FAT is human for Felines Amazing Treasures...means he loves you!

The Paw Relations said...

You're not fat and your daddy is just mean!

Forever Foster said...

If you're fat, I'm abanoning all hope...
-Fui.

Gattina said...

No, you are all muscles, I can see that with only one eye ! Your dad needs new glasses !

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think you are the perfect size! Humans are always seeing fat where it's not!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ouch! Your dad said that to you? Does he realize he's now going to have to pay for a therapist so you can work through the pain of such shocking words coming from the dad you once looked up to as a hero? He might want to recant.

The Crew said...

No, you're not fax, Hendrix. You're a perfect, handsome Mancat. Why do humans feel they can insult us like that, anyway? Do we go around telling the world THEY'RE fat?!

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Fat? More like Phat!

Jana said...

i say prada is fat... kolohe is big-boned...

Derby said...

No you is not fat, just floofier in the winter to keep warm.

Parker said...

Nah - muscular!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Hendrix! You haz nots seen Delilah lately, cuz if you hadz you would knowz dats you are NOT FAT!
Dat chair iz not big enuff. Who could reelax on dat???
I tinks you needz to nap in peece.
I sure hopes dey don't servin' you diet grub. We are all on rations oevfur here 'cuz D iz soooo big.
(Don't tell any buddy I said dat!!!)

Derby said...

Your DadBean must be happy, that Breesy boy did well in his game this weekend. Hope he does as well this weekend.

Lynx217 said...

Sorry we're late.
You are NOT fat.
See my blog I gave your beans a little speech rofl.
*headbutts* such a handsome cat