12/16/2011

Stinky stinky boy wins again Saturday

So, the stinky boy has been around for what? 29 months? Yeah. I've been here for seven years. Seven years!

I get the sofa most of the time, but sometimes I have to share space. I get to sleep on a chair by a window. I get the space under the Christmas tree. I share a queen sized bed with two, TWO beans. And frankly sometimes I get kicked, or moved or rolled on in the night.

The little shnit gets this.



I don't even get to share with the stinky boy even if I wanted to cause he has a "child proof lock" on his doorknob so they door has to stay closed.

Why don't I get a bed? A bed all to myself? Santaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I wanna big bed with a quilted top and a soft fleecy blanket puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!



I wonder if I can trick him back into the crib and then the bed will be all mine! Mine I tell you, mine!

12 comments:

brandi said...

Careful, Sweetie, Santy is just round the corner and he might not think you're sharing okay....
I get a bed in the daytime. Don't you??
And you still get breakfast in bed sometimes. Don't you??
Maybe ask for a nice fleecey blankie just for you???

Mark's Mews said...

Oh Bast, that is the BEST bed we EVER saw!

Angel and Kirby said...

We are sorry you do not have a bed all to your self! in a purfect world you would have the big bed all to your self and not have to share with TWO people!

Sparkle said...

We don't get our own bed either, Hendrix! There is only one here and the THREE of us have to share it with two humans! Maybe we should be the ones complaining.

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

We thinks that the beds should be yours all day long - much longer than the beans are actually in them. How about that for time-share?

Laura and Taffy

MoMo said...

I have a basket and a outside house, but no bed. I think all of us deserve a proper bed, in addition to the the privilege to the pawrents' Yes, I support you!!!

Katnip Lounge said...

We think you have been ripped off! Time for an Occupy demonstration...smack dab in the MIDDLE of your Mom and Dad's bed.

Cory said...

Definitely an opportunity for the CB to stand behind you by teleporting over to "occupy" the boys bed....you were there first...

We're with you on this!

William said...

Wait! What if *you* get the crib? It's a perfect size, and I bet the bars will deter the boy. Throw a blanket over the top and voila, a perfect man cave!!

The Island Cats said...

Hendrix, you deserve your own bed!!

Huffle Mawson said...

I am so glad we don't have one of those stinky boys in our house. Teddy is bad enough.

Brian said...

Oh my, out friend Mr. Pip lost his couch and now you've lost your bed. Something just doesn't seem right pal! But I do want to wish you a very Merry Christmas!!!