7/11/2008

Snotty Saturday

Dudes. The nastiest, grossest, most horrible thing happened last night. Mommy was leaning over and petting my handsome face when...a drop of snot fell on my shoulder. For a moment I could not even move! She tried to wipe it off me, but I darted off the bed to fast!

It was a squillion + 1 times worse than being sprayed with a water gun.

I groomed for like an hour and still have mommy snot cooties on me. *shudder* As much as I hate water, I feel like I need a bath. I am so disgusted.

Must groom more. Must groom more. Must groom more. Must groom more. Must groom more.






OK, still shaky but there is important news I need to share. There are BABY KITTEN SQUILLIONS FOR AUCTION AT Deb & ML's Auction site. All these proceeds benefit Georgia who desperately needs it for her surgery and recovery. Lets all go help out Smudge and Zoe's mommy who stepped in to save this sweet girl kitty.

40 comments:

Max said...

Ugh, doood...people snot? That's gross and disturbing and it sounds like something that would happen to me. OTOH, I do stick my nose up the Woman's nostrils, so I imagine I've at least had her nose cooties all over me, and Im not dead yet...

Kelly Cat said...

Yuck yuck yuck yuck!!!!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Oh my goodness, Hendrix! Poor you. You have our sympathies.

Simba said...

Ewwwwwwwww! and I have just had breakfast.

Simba x

Felix, Garfield & Jawsy said...

Ewwww....... There goes ur naptime spent on grooming away the S*O*, Mr. Hendrix!
Man, ur mommy's gotta make it up to u BIG time!

goldenshade said...

Blech!!!!

Horrid, simply horrid.

~Goldie

ps- I hope she didn't do that on purpose due to the ...um... shrew incident.

Aoise said...

Yuk how twaumatic for you ! I can undurstand your need for a deep cleen.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh yuck!!!!! Did you get it off???

Clover said...

Ew Hendrix! I hope you were able to groom enough to get rid of those cooties!
Love Clover xo

Daisy said...

Yuck-o! I hope you got all the cooties off!

Chairman Mao said...

You maded Momma laff so hard she snorted (I almost typed "snotted", hehehe!). I hope you gotted alla the Momma Snot Cooties off!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMaoMaoMao!

Cat-a-holic, Laila and Minchie said...

EEE-UUU!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ugh. I stay away when I hear sneezing!

Ana said...

Poor, poor Hendrix! We are feeling very sorry for you! Did the grooming help at least?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Ack, ack...bean snot is sooooo grosss...

Fat Eric said...

Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

Dearest Hendrix,
Mommy's can be so very gross.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Mickey said...

Thank you so much for your birthday wishes!!!
It really made my day awesome :)
SNOT???!!!!!! Oh the horror!!!!!!!!!!

Purrs Mickey

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, we're all real glad we didn't just eat.

Sounds like she needs a box of tissues for every occasion here.

Team Tabby said...

We hate it, when somethin like dat happens. Hope those cooties are gone now!

Mindy & Moe

Alexi said...

Icky!! Get it off! Get it off!

Black Cat said...

Oh dear, poor you, yuk! :) xxx

Gattina said...

My goodness how awful ! horrible in short I can't find any words. You must be completely exhausted with all that grooming you had to do ! She should wear a drip catcher on her nose when she is petting you ! BTW I am back and I got the impression that I wasn't missed at all ! I am offended !

River said...

We're allowed to leave nose goop on all windows but people goop--yuck, eeeeyewww...! That is so disgusting.

love & wags,
River

Pablo said...

That is one of the grossest things I've ever heard of! Human snot.. ew! Keep grooming, buddy. Oh, I've tagged you for the fridge meme. If you're interested, and haven't done it yet, come check it out at my blog. It might keep your mind off... the other thing.

Boy said...

Eeeksss!!! That's eeeekkkssss!!!

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Bwahaha! You gots snotted on!! Heeheehee.... dude, I feel your pain. I don't even like it when mommy kisses me and I get mommy cooties.

Oh yeah, Georgia's one amazing kitty!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Hendrix, our Momma was laughing so hard she almost peed in her pants! That is so disgusting but so funny she couldn't help it ... hee hee! We hope you finally got all of the Mommy snot cooties off you! Sheesh, we hope this doesn't ever happen to us!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Tara said...

That does sound absolutely gross! I don't blame you for wanting a bath!

Tara

zevo hussein calamari said...

Eeeeuuuuuuwwww! OMG! Ack.. gag... dry heaves... gag...

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Oooh YUCK!

Halloween said...

Hi Mr. Hendrix. Thanks for visiting while my People were away. I am sorry you got snotted upon. Sometimes the People are just gross beyond belief. My People are home but they need a refresher course.

Purrs, Halloween

meemsnyc said...

Hahahhaa, we are sorry to laugh, that is both gross and funny. Mostly gross.

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, Mr. H., that is NASTY. I hope you got yourself sterilized by now.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Sunny's Mommy said...

Eeeewww. Gosh I hope your Mommy has quit being snotty by now. Yuck!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

My mom is laughing so hard I'm afraid snot will come out of her nose!

Lux said...

Omigoodness! I'm not sure I would *ever get over that!

The Cat Realm said...

OMG - poor Mr. Hendrix!!!! But guess what: we gave BENDRIX an award! He can pick it up at our blog.
Karl and Mrs. OZ

catsynth said...

Sorry about the snot. It's something that sometimes happens to humans...

Mr. Echo said...

Dat is disgusting! I think I wood haff to burn my furs off if dat happind to me.