Happy Birthday Mommy
My mommy is 33 years old today!!! That is much older than me. I know I keep you up at night, and will never let you pet my tummy, but I love ya mommy.
Here are some flowers I got you.
BTW, I know I'm not a bean, but aren't you supposed to wake up hungover tomorrow? Not today right? Go back to bed and have some more saltines.