10/06/2008

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Hendrix here, I just want to say I'm not "tattling" on anyone. I'm just here to tell a story.

In 2007 my daddy gave my mommy two new Spooky Town Village Houses. A saloon and a prison. Bendrix did NOT like the idea of the prison. It made him nervous.

Bendrix also likes to chew things. Cord type things. Usually mommy sprays everything, including the Villages with "Bitter Apple" to prevent it.

Here is a picture from last year's village...


Here is a photo of...ahem, Bendrix on the Village this year. Please note where the prison is (circled) where the cord is (blue arrow) and where a certain kitty's eyes are. It is important to note, that mommy forgot to spray the cords this year.


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When mommy went to turn the Village on on Sunday, she heard a "pop" and smoke started coming from the prison. Yes, really there was smoke. There are no pictures because mommy unplugged it quick and called daddy and moved the house off the cloth.

Somehow, there was a charge that zapped the Prison house. Somehow.

You know, I read in one of mommy's books that when put in a room for questioning, the innocent are generally very nervous, fidgety. The guilty are calm, cool and relaxed...


Bendrix here "We also know when to ask for a lawyer..."

I'm not "tattling" on anyone. Really.

Bendrix would like to dedicate this post to the tortie tornado Faith Bomerang who turns one year old today!

46 comments:

Forever Foster said...

We better get you into witness protection! :O
Make sure you take your pumpkin with you- it is so cute!
-Fui, Suey and Evie.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think Bendrix is very calm. Do you suppose he keeps all his anxiety inside?

MoMo said...

Bendrix is such a smart kitty. nothing fazes him.

Love your new village houses.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Don't say anything til yoor lawyer gets der...

Puss-in-Boots said...

Oh dear, Bendrix strikes again! I'm glad no damage was done, that could have been tragic...

Black Cat said...

Oops! No Bendrix did that! Eh? :) xxx

Tom said...

Hello Mr H, you fine beast. I have added you to my blogroll. Anything you can do to direct people to littlecatdiaries much-appreciated!

Felix, Garfield & Jawsy said...

Bendrix better not tink of making u his 'scapecat', Mr Hendrix!
:O

Camie's Kitties said...

Oh Mr. Hendrix, we think you need to hire Bendrix a lawyer really fast. We will be witnesses for the defense.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Karen Jo said...

Bendrix is one smart kitty. I am glad that he allegedly did his work while the village was turned off.

MacVet said...

Wow... a house in a house... my hoomans wud nefur let me near anyfing like that. They fink I am clumsy and will destroy anyfing I come close to. Hmmph!

~Bombay

Simba said...

Hope you had a good weekend. Its been wet and windy here all weekend.

Simba x

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

I unnerstandz! I liez to chewz my hoomin bean'z noze hoze. OK?

Thoughts said...

HAHAHAHAHA! You can always plead the 5th Bendrix!

Parker said...

Wow. I can only say that I'm glad you have an attorney 'cause you're one of the calmest, most relaxed suspects, er, ah, kitties I have ever seen!

River said...

Bendrix is a hoot! No more prison building. Glad it was not due to a fire or meltdown!

love & wags,
River

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Well, Bendrix did warn that he did not like the prison...

Sen and Tom said...

Hee, hee... you own version of "Prison Break"....

catsynth said...

Gotta be careful around cords. Luna knows to treat them with respect...

Gizmo said...

Thank You Mr. Hendrix for telling me about Redfurd. I just left him a nice comment so hopefully he is single and looking!
=^..^=

The Furry Kids said...

Bendrix, if you need a place to hide, I mean, get away for a few days to relax, you can come over here!

The Island Cats said...

Bendrix...plead the fifth!

Daisy said...

Bendrix done the RIGHT thing to destroy the prison. Prisons are not a good place to be. So, see, if he gets arrested for wrecking the prison, he cannot even go to prison.

WhimPurr's Whim and the Whiskers said...

Redfurd here and all I can sayz is Bendrix is innocent until pwoven gillty! Daz what I hafta say all da time ... I mean datz what Whimpurr sayz! ~ Purrs, Redfurd~

DEBRA said...

hehehehehehehe furry good!

purrs Abby

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

I'm sure it was not Bendrix fault. These thing happen, all the time, no help whatso ever from cat. Like all the things that fall off coffee table. They fall because well, it fall in living room. In your house, it obvious smoke in prison.

Shadow / Molly said...

Oh Hendrix, Bendrix gotted away wif it again??

Sweet Praline said...

Now, that is a calm kitty and must be pretty guilty.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Obviously Bendrix was not responsible for this!

Fat Eric said...

Totally not your fault!

Has she sprayed the whole village yet??

Forty Paws said...

Too kyool is dat! Smoke and efurryting!

Cool!

Luf, Us

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Bendrix, you look far to calm to be guilty - no matter what they say : )

MoMo said...

Keep cool, calm and collected, Bendrix. I always look the picture of injured innocence.

Always ask for a catawyer when in trouble. Don't mieow; whatever you mieow would be taken as evidence.

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

Meow Meow Mr Hendrix

What can we say? Bendrix? I think we see the guilty party !

Purrs
Mama, Carolina and MrSippi

Jimmy Joe said...

That sounds very exciting! Since Halloween's coming, maybe it was a ghost just warming up. I bet that's what Bendrix would tell you.
Your buddy, JImmy Joe

katztales said...

Great fun! Love that casual cat pose. Everyone can see you're totally innocent of everything :-)

whatloknows said...

what a fabulous story which made me laugh. very cute.

-wlk

Fin said...

Um as long as there are no pictures.

Princess said...

Oh you two are completely innocent!
the village is so delightful and frightful

You two kitties are a great team!

Mickey said...

Bendrix,Lie Detectors don't hold up in court either ;) heh,heh,heh!!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Oh dear, this could have been a very serious bit of trouble Bendrix got himself into. Good thing YOU did not have anything to do with it right? RIGHT!!?

Willow said...

If there was no Bitter Apple on the prison and cords, doesn't that mean that it wasn't the fault of Bendrix at all???

Purrrrrrrs, Willow

Tenny said...

The prison got zapped? Wuz thare a short in the elecktrick chare? MOL

We wood haff to spray bitter orange on the tavern heer in our house. Otherwise we'd nefur keep our Daddy away from it!

I'm laffin and laffin!

Dragonheart and Merlin said...

Bendrix looks innocent, sitting there by the village!

Our mom has to spray bitter apple on cords too, because Merlin likes to chew them.

goldenshade said...

"He fought the law and HE won
He fought the law and HE won"

Bravo.

Jails suck.

Evie/VampyVictor said...

Woah.. we iz very glad that he did not get hurt.. Oh wow Bendrix you iz a naughty man!

V-V