At Midnight on Sunday (these are much more fun when the beans have to get up for work) I'll puke on the carpet right where mommy steps when she gets up.
At 12:15AM when it is still warm but nice and soaked in, you start wailing your head off. Then when she is coming to help you, she'll step right in it. She'll have to take her socks off on her way out. She hates cold feet with moist puke on them.
Then you fall back to sleep around 1AM.
At 2:45AM you sob like your heart is breaking and you're in pain and when she and daddy come up to help. I'll jump up on the bed, puke on the comforter and snuggle in.
When they come back, they will find puke on the bed. They'll be so tired they'll either have to sleep under the puke, or go get my soft blue quilt and afghans I like to sleep on so much.
We'll let them sleep after this, but you get up an hour earlier than usual (around 5:45AM) so I can get treats early.
**Joel screetching** "hi kitty! kitty!!! kitty!!! kitty!!! ha ha ha!!! oooo"
15 comments:
Woo khould start tonight -
Full Moon and all -
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Whoa, you two are starting to plot together - there may be a light at the end of this tunnel!
Sounds like a plan to us!
That sounds like a plan to me. Let me know how it goes!
I can't wait to hear the report on this one!
Hendrix,now you know how cool having a brother to plot with is! I see mayhem in your future, sweetie, and you know you can always escape at my place.
We want a blurpy thing! Maybe we can borrow yours...is he old enough to teleport?
OK, we know that's Bendrix and Tole plotting like that!
Awesome plan. I wish I was a fly on the wall when this goes down.
Dudes getting into trouble together. Too cute!
All plop plop and no fizz!
Heh. Who knew a sticky person could be so useful?
That is a great plan! Joel is so cute! and you are being good!
Good luck wif the plans, but we bet the sticky little booger forgets the schedule...
I's not sure if Bonnie an da boy efur ganged up on Mom, but she amembers one mornin when da boy was new. Afore bfast, Mom had blood, milk, spit-up, stinky goodness, poo an tinkle on her nightie. An then tears. Scruffy taught da boy to crawl an Bonnie teached him good reflexes. So, hang in der - dey is sumwhat trainable.
Purrs,
Victor
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