So, yesterday that stinky Joel saw me sitting next to his booster chair, pointed and said "ball!"
I had hardly made the excuse that his is a sticky little boy that obviously got confused when the Man "formerly known as Daddy" said "No Joel, that is kitty. He just looks like a ball."
This year is not starting off very well.
I think I'll pop him in the nose tonight about 3am...
Thinking on Thursday - Not a good start
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Oh no, Hendrix! OUCH!
I don't see why humans have to be so unkind if we gain a few ounces. I mean, I'd never point out to my mom that proportionally, she's put on many more ounces than I have!
Poor Mr. Hendrix. Just remember Joel is a very little sticky person and will learn the difference
OK, Joel get a pass because he's still learning. But now you must poop upon something of the Man's... Something he loves. But not the kid...
Your male human needs some learnin', Hendrix. If you know what I mean.
He deserves a pop, Hendrix...get him good....
Just wait until Sweet Joel asks fur a puppy!
Slim, svelte YOU a ball?
MOL...Roll like a BALL on top of him @ 3 am....Better !
Thanks for good laugh
I promise I'm not laughing. Not even a little bit.
Good thinking! What an insult to your handsome physique.
Just don't let them trim your claws- it sounds like you're going to need them!
I think you are a very handsome mancat Hendrix. Don't let the sticky or the man tell you any different!
Time fer Joel ta learn the "Discipline of the Claws". Its not cruel or mean, just a step on the way to his adulthood.
Of course you will use the claws judiciously. You arent tryin ta hurt him. But he WILL learn that grabbin too hard has consequences.
Do it!!! Do it!!!
We like your idea of revenge!
The Man Formerly Known as Daddy is obviously confused himself. Since when did a ball have four legs? And a tail? And fur? And whiskers? We could go on, but we're sure you get the point.
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel (& fosters Sunny and Sky)
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