Happy Birthday Mommy!

Happy 35th birthday mommy!

Why mommy deserves to have a happy birthday.

Cause even when her back goes out like the other night and she is in pain and wants everyone to leave her alone, she makes room for me on the sofa.



Cause she gets two small pumpkins at the local pumkin patch. One for me and one for Joel. Most people would not buy a pumpkin for a cat, but I even got to choose which one I want!





Cause she makes sure my litterbox gets cleaned every day and I get fresh food and water.

Cause she always falls for my "I really really really needs a stinky goodness fix" bit even when she shouldn't cause I've already had extra.

Because she rescued me off the side of the road and made me a loved family pet!

Stupid Things Sunday

Stupid things my mommy says:

Mommy: Hendrix, no more treats. Dr S (my VET) wouldn't like me feeding you so much.

Hendrix: I don't care what he thinks. Give me a treat...and chin scritches

Freaking out on Friday

No fair! She warned me. She even said it last year, but I still kept looking for boxes and bins and a table. Why? Because I wanted my minions. My pawsome minions. My pawsome Halloween Village minions.

But, thanks to Joel, mommy isn't putting it up this year. She says she doesn't want to be picking minions out of his diaper. I am not happy about this.

Here is a picture of me on MY Halloween Village last year. See how happy I am?



How could she deny me? I'll tell you, having a toddler around is crimping my style!

Wordless Wednesday - aaaaaaaah

Stupid Things Sunday

I'm going to try and do certain posts on certain days so we can post and take time to visit instead of one or the other cause my beans insist on going to bed. So, here is the first of I hope many, Stupid Things Sunday.

Stupid things my mommy says:

"Why is Hendrix so stressed all the time?"

Asked about 2.5 seconds before that disproportionate, clumsy little boy steps on me while he toddles by screetching at the top of his voice.

I think I'll telyport over to visit my sweet lady cat Brandi. She has lots of nice quiet places to snuggle and nap in and her mommy is always good for scritches.

Finally Friday - Afghan Weather is Back!

Hi all! After 2 days of 75 degree weather, it is back into the lower 60's and I'm loving it. Open windows mean lotsa sniffin sniffin sniffin birdies, squirrels and what nots and cool breezes.



I love the cool breezes cause my mommy went into "mommy mode" and fussed about me being to chilly. Then I got tucked in. Stay away for just a bit Bendrix, I need some pampering!



Great news all! You know how mommy's temp job that was supposed to finish this week? They asked her to stay on until the end of November! She said it is nice to be able to pay some Bills off. I say, I'll beat up those Bill guys and then she can stay home with me! I miss her, but she is less stressed with more green papers coming in.

Happy October! and GO CINCINNATI REDS!!!

Snoozy Saturday and Sunday

Hi all! Thanks everyone for coming to my party. My humans are soooooo confused. I know our house didn't have to far to go, but we did an awesome house trashin on Thursday and then after the beans stayed up late cleaning, they got home Friday to a huge trashin again!

Whoo hoo! Thanks for all your help.



Finally I'm getting the treatment I deserve. I got breakfast in bed Saturday morning.



I'll also get a somewhat snoozy Sunday today. After my beans get finished spoiling me and playing with me, they are going to take the stinky wild obsessed with me boy to a Reine- Rines- um, Faire place where people dress funny and talk in old time speak. I told them to get #2 a court jester hat. snigger. It would fit his personality perfectly.

Crazy Weekday House Trashin Pah-TAY

Welcome friends to my amazing, crazy weekday House Trashin Pah-TAY. As far as I know, nothing like this has ever been done before. A wild and crazy party while the beans are still in town, but are hunting and gathering.

I have all kinds of stuff to help us out.

Sanders.



Power Drills.



Sledgehammers.



I've got fresh water to keep us hydrated, and plenty of catnip and snacks to keep us carbed up.

Be sure to come back tomorrow too! We'll teach them a lesson for not putting out my invite while they were on vacation.

Lets have a poopin in corners, hairball slinging, whapping the glassware good time!

I was very sad to hear my sweet friend Sniffie went to the Bridge earler this week. We will pause at noon today to remember her and her family.

Crazy Weekday House Trashin Pah-TAY Invite

shhhhhhhhhhhh, the beans are still up. Yeah, you read it right. Thursday and Friday will be my amazing weekday house trashin pah-TAY. My beans are still in the area and they will be going about their regular schedule.

Why am I doing this? Because I didn't get to have one while my beans went away for an ENTIRE WEEK!

The way I figure it, we'll go bonkers trashin on Thursday. Then I'll hide all the tools and pretend to nap on the sofa right before they get home. They wont' have a clue what happened. They'll get the place all tidied up Thursday night, and then we'll do it again on Friday!

Lets teach my beans a lesson in abandoning me they'll never forget!

I'm going to start tonight. Up on the table where I'm NOT allowed and then making sure no one uses those paper towels or gets to read that paper.

Midnight Monday - Hunting Edition

Here stinky toddler toddler toddler, I'm just a sweet simple stuffed animal. Nothing to fear here...






Sorry to totally go MIA for so long. My beans abandoned me for a whole week and because my mommy screwed up my pre-post, I didn't get to have a house trashin party to punish them. sigh. I will make up for that, and for missing Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday. Just be sure to be here on Thursday.

I'll fill you in on the the VET Tech "A" and how those went this week.