I was hanging on my new kitchen chair and he was petting me behind the ear and I got all into it and rolled onto my side, almost falling off the chair.
Just when I was thinking "Wow, daddy is my hero" he said "Buddy, you can't go rolling around like that. You take up almost the whole seat as is. You just don't know how fat you are."
sob. I think I proved from my post below, that I am not fat. I'm well muscled...and padded.
Do you all think I'm fat?
29 comments:
You're not fat!!! I took over Nanny chair and it is mine and she sit on the floor. Show your daddy that you're in charge...
Good luck!
Loki
No, you aren't fat. It's your dad's fault for relaxing you so much you almost fell.
It is khalled more to love...
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
You are not fat! Even little Angel fills up teh whole chair seat!
You are not fat. You look like the perfect size to us.
No way, Hendrix...cuz if you're fat, then what am I??
Wally
FAT! Absolutely not! You're mussly.
We don't think you are fat at all!
No!!
Mr. Hendrix, you definitely are not fat! I consulted with my little sisfur Rayna (since she is an expurrt on checking out guys), and she says you look like a lean, mean, purring machine.
That was mean. I'd give him the cold shoulder for awhile. I wouldn't go into the man cave with him or anything!
No way! You are a very muscular dude!
No Way Man! You are not fat...it's all muscle and fur.
Dood. Look at how much space HE probably takes up on the chair... Sheesh, people...
You are NOT fat. Your dad should not spread lies like that.
Nope, not to worry, FAT is human for Felines Amazing Treasures...means he loves you!
You're not fat and your daddy is just mean!
If you're fat, I'm abanoning all hope...
-Fui.
No, you are all muscles, I can see that with only one eye ! Your dad needs new glasses !
I think you are the perfect size! Humans are always seeing fat where it's not!
Ouch! Your dad said that to you? Does he realize he's now going to have to pay for a therapist so you can work through the pain of such shocking words coming from the dad you once looked up to as a hero? He might want to recant.
No, you're not fax, Hendrix. You're a perfect, handsome Mancat. Why do humans feel they can insult us like that, anyway? Do we go around telling the world THEY'RE fat?!
Fat? More like Phat!
i say prada is fat... kolohe is big-boned...
No you is not fat, just floofier in the winter to keep warm.
Nah - muscular!
Hendrix! You haz nots seen Delilah lately, cuz if you hadz you would knowz dats you are NOT FAT!
Dat chair iz not big enuff. Who could reelax on dat???
I tinks you needz to nap in peece.
I sure hopes dey don't servin' you diet grub. We are all on rations oevfur here 'cuz D iz soooo big.
(Don't tell any buddy I said dat!!!)
Your DadBean must be happy, that Breesy boy did well in his game this weekend. Hope he does as well this weekend.
Sorry we're late.
You are NOT fat.
See my blog I gave your beans a little speech rofl.
*headbutts* such a handsome cat
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