Mommy says I look like a sausage in a bun in this photo. We House Panthers are sleek, svelte hunters of the night. We are NOT sausages.
I am not happy. I think I will plot revenge while she is hunting and gathering today. Bendrix already had his notebook out and is scribbling away. Any suggestions?
37 comments:
You definitely don't look like a sausage, Hendrix. You look very cozy and comfy lying there. We have the same cozy mat that you are using as a pillow! :)
Ummmmm, maybe a little, just a weeeeeee tiny bit like a furry, (but very svelte!), sausage in a bun!
She said you look like a sausage in a bun?! How dare she! How about a poop overboard - fling one out of the box while you're scratching.
It's just because of the kitty tree -not because you look like a sausage in any way!
Pee on her pillow.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Yoo culd twies eetsin her hairs agan. She didna lyks dat at all. Hehehehe
Tell your mom you are NOT a sausage. But the cat tree does look a little bit bun-like.
Does your Mum have some curtains she is especially fond of? If so you could climb them and be sure to leave little claw rips.
Hellie
A great thing to do is push a glass or mug of liquid off onto the floor. heh heh
EG
I think she's projecting...
You do not look like a sausage at all!!
Tell your mom she better watch it or she could find a gift on her pillow!
Aw go ahead and give her a gift now anywaay. she deserves a tootsie roll on her pillow.
or perhaps some chocolate covered raisins
haha
I think the best thing is to offer the "cold shoulder" tonight when she comes home. Allow no scritches or pats, no weaving around the legs, no lap sitting. Ignore all pleas for your company. She'll get the message.
George
You could wake her at 2:47 and ask her if she's having a bad dream. That's what we did to Mom yesterday. Mom made us come in before dark. We did not care for that.
Hey fellow "on-the-plush-side" House Panther ... this morning the insane Meezer-thing in our house threw-up in the water bowl. The Mom had to get up (4:15am) to clean it out - seems like that might get the desired effect ... good luck buddy!
Your friend, Bear
It's ok to be on the floofy side. Huggy Bear is a very floofy house panther. Your mom is soooo wrong for calling you a sausage!
I would leave her something very special on her pillow or in her shoe!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat
Hendrix, my mom says I look like a stuffed turkey. I say humans don't recognized a pumped up muscular mancat when they see one. Bendrix, you could pee on her rug, like somecat here did on ours this morning - it makes moms really crazy!
Rocky
Sausage? How insulting!
Hmm...definitely jump on her head and start with the hair licking at 3 am. Then when you force her out of bed she can tread on the hair ball you yakked up on the bedside rug. That'll do for starters.
Hmmm sausage? I's don't know if I's would likes that one. Mommy Bean see's us curled up in a ball and calls it the meatloaf position. I think the beans has something that makes them thinks we alls look like meat.
By all means go for the revenge!!!!
Too bad you cannot sew.You could take her clothes in a bit and make her think she gained weight ;)
Purrs Mickey
How about chewin' her hair again?! HA!
Litter, lots n' lots of litter in her bed! Makes for itchy sleeping! Teach her to call you a sausage in a bun! Why, it says right there in your profile that she wanted to take you home and fatten you up! The noive!
Maybe the camera angle is just wrong.....you look like a small sausage.
--JB
I think your mommy was saying that to be cute Hendrix. We think you look so adorable.
Oh! Barf in a shoe! But make sure you get the bard way up in the toe where she won't see it until she sticks her foot in!
I've seen sausage. You're totally the wrong color for that.
It's the camera angle. So who took the picture? Probably the same person who uttered the word "sausage".
I think it's Bendrix time!!!!!
Karl
Is your momma on a diet, Mr. H? Cuz maybe she just thinks everything looks like food. I think you look like a tough mancat taking a nap.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
Sounds like it is time for a Max suggestion - a poop on the pillow?
we don't think you look like a sausage.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
You look very comfy there. And of course, sleek, like a house panther. Not like a sausage at all :)
No! Not like sausage~!
It's the angle problem, never is your problem!!
You look like a handsome ManCat and not a sausage!
You are a silly sausage - be nice to your mum, make love not war.
Smooches to you
Poppy Q
Hmmm...is the litterbox close to the eating room? I find a well-timed stinkbomb during mealtimes always gets the point across.
She called you a sausage? How rude!
Sausage? NOT! We like how your bed is shaped just purrfect for you.
Maybe one of those lean turkey sausages maybe?
Mr. H., I never heard of a black sausage. What kind of comparison is that? I think you resemble a noble jungle creature, digesting the prey he has hunted down and eaten.
O, Mr. Hendrix, how furry rude. It's that platform you's lying on, it's scoop-shaped an it causes all your big mancat manly muscles to spread out.
What does your mom know. I say it's Bendrix time, too. I say Poop on Hers Pillow. An there were lots of other good ideas as well. Do them all. Fink of some more.
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