This is me on the upstairs "guest bed." See how I slink? If it was dark, you'd never see me coming....
As you may all remember, my so called mommy not only abandoned me for 2 nights last week (she cheated on me with ANOTHER CAT - my kitty cousin) to "cat sit". Jeez. Then, to top it all off, she posted a very unflattering, and unfunny (yeah, I hear you all "coughing") photo of me on Friday.
So, last night, with all my House Panther stealth, I had my revenge. What do you all think that revenge was?? I've never done anything like this before....I can't wait to hear what your ideas are...and what you say when you find out what I did.
PS My daddy now has a tummy flu. Please send purrs his way...he isn't the one who left me.
Um, if yoo barfed (or peed)on da gest bed dat is not really revenge cuz dat happens every week here...
Mmmmm...I think Hendrix pooped on the "so called mommy's" pillow!
Hmm, something new. You have probably made poops and bomit before so I do not think it is that. Did you scratch something all up?
I noes, yoo jumpded on da Mommie wen she waz sleepins an gave her da bitey! (Dats wat I wuld do if Mommie eva lefted me).
Hmm... something you haven't done? Has Bendrix done it before? You vomited on the bed where she would roll in it?
Did you poop or pee on the bed. Or did you just upchuck? Pooping is the ultimate insult you know!
We would guess that you broke something but we are not sure that was devious enough for you. Hmmmm. Do you chew something? We've done that before....wait, you didn't give Daddy the stomach flu did you?
PS: Mom says to tell the traitor that a letter was mailed to her today so to be on the look out!
I am purring for your dad and his poor tummy.
Oooooh . . . I can't even guess what you did . . . but Ivy is super excited and is dying to find out!
(Please don't give her any more ideas.)
Did you tear up one of the guest room stuffed animals that just happened to be the mom's from when she was a little girl and then that crushed her two-timing heart and she promised never to leave you for another again?
Did I get it right?
Oh no what did you do?????????
Gee,I hope you didn't whap your Mom. That is revenge but that has BIG consequences!!!!
We're betting it has something to do with a hairball and a slipper, but that's just what we like to do :-)
We hope your Dad is feeling better soon!
Oh, poor daddy. We hope he gets better quickly.
We think you stalked your mom and scared her!
Jan's Funny Farm
I think you took that yellow care bear and gave it a good goin' over. Stuffing all over the place.
PS~Cute tater twin. :o)
Did you knock all of the stuffed animals on the floor? Or did you poop or pee on them?
I'm not sure if I want to know what you did...it kinda scares me.
Did you eat the carebear?
PS we still need your address so you can get your prise!
Did you pee on the bed? Did you? Did you? That would be the ULTIMATE revenge (poop is easier to clean up... unless it's the runny kind). Although even if you just shed black furs on the white beadspread, I'd respect that. I'm not allowed on the guest bed in our house, so I know how well shedding on a guest bed goes down with beans! PS hope your dad is better now.
Oh, you look very stealthy there. Hope you didn't do anything too bad.
We think you bit your mom's nose while she was sleeping. We hope your daddy feels better soon. A lot of the kids at mom's work have been sent home with the flu. She just keeps hoping she doesn't get it.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
Ya sneezed in her face while she was sleepin?
Did you give your Mommy the Paw of Death???
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