Here is the answer you've all been waiting for.
Now it may be hard to tell cause mommy has fine hair, but you'll notice lotsa short short short hairs sticking up. Sat. night I was driving mommy nuts messing with her head in the middle of the night. I've never done that, or even walked around her pillow. She kept waking up and shoving me away, but it wasn't until she pulled away and felt a sharp tug that she realized...I was chewing, not licking, her hair! She jumped up and turned on the light to find lots of long hairs laying all over the pillow.
I took off and hid under the coffee table as soon as she sat up, but mommy found me. This is how that conversation went:
Mommy: Hendrix what did you do?
Me: I chewed off your hair silly
Mommy: Why did you do that?
Me: Um you cheated on me then compaired me to a Darth Tater Mr. Potato Head
Mommy: What possessed you to do this?
Me: Bendrix
Mommy: This will take forever to grow back! It isn't like I have that much hair to begin with.
Me: Duh. That is why I did it. Vomit gets cleaned up once, but growing hair back takes months.
Mommy: sigh. You'll never be allowed on the bed above my shoulders again you little sh*t.
Me: That is OK. I doubt I'll ever need to again.
PS I hope you all got a laugh from this even tho mommy didn't. We need to keep up our strength praying and purring for all our sick friends and their beans.
PPS Thanks for purring for daddy, he is feeling a little better and actually was able to keep chicken noodle soup down last night. Mommy sayz it is interesting that when she had the stomach flu 2 weeks ago, she slept on the sofa so daddy could sleep...now that daddy has the stomach flu, she is sleeping on the sofa so daddy could sleep. Something isn't right about this.
34 comments:
Hahahaha that is funny about the hair. We haf never done that, we only baff mum's hair. We are going to haf to try this one!
I rarely sleep up by the top of the bed, and I never chew hair, but I have been known to use her hari to create a knitting project in the middle of the night.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Wow, Hendrix, I sleep up on mommy's pillow a lot, and I love to chew on her things, but I have yet to chew her hair! You've given me something to think about.
Ivy says she is beyond impressed with your revenge skills. She's giving you a standing ovation!
All three of us are still purring for your Daddy, and Holly says your mommy should be mean and make your daddy sleep on the couch. Holly is all about solidarity with her sistahs. (Which is funny since she adores Almost Dad.)
Oh My Cats. Mommie laffed an laffed at dis. I tolls her it waznt nyce but she jus keep laffin bowts it. I chew Mommies hair all da tym, buts I neva chews it off lyk dat. An I only does it wen her hairs arr all wets affer she gets owt of the rain room. Duz it taysts bettur wen dried?
Hahahahahaha! You chewed her hair off!?!? Oh Hendrix, you know how to get good revenge!
You sure showed her, Hendrix! I am positive that from now on you will always get whatever you want!
Grayson likes to jump up on the back of Mom's chair and nuzzle her hair, but he's never chewed it. Bendrix is a naughty kitty!
I like to do that too, but only when Mommy has wet hair -Riley
We hope your Daddy feels better soon!
Bendrix is good at exacting revenge! I must remember this for the future!
* crossing paws *
Mommy, I am just kidding.
MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! THAT IS FANTASTIC! Hilarious!!! Bendrix, hats off to you. Seriously, that is revenge to perfection. And it couldn't have come at a better time - the human had already cheated on you so she can't even expect an apology. Love the dialogue! Mwahahahaha!
We chew on The Big Thing's hair when he is sleepin. He nefer knows. MOL!
Oh Bendrix! That is so funny! It has never occured to either me or Hellie to chew my Mum's hair off and we sleep right by her head every night. Ha, ha, ha.....I can't stop laughing....
Oh No! You have done some very impressive chewing there Mr Hendrix. Sure hope your mom has some nice hats to wear for awhile!
Hahahahahaha!! Well played! I bet Bendrix will have one heck of hairball...double revenge!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat
Me: That is OK. I doubt I'll ever need to again.
I think you're right. She certainly must have learned her lesson this time ;-)
Oh Hendrix - you are delightfully evil! I did that once to mommy, she didn't laugh then either...
Jake
That is to funny! You are sooo bad but in a good way. Ha Ha!
I am worried about the ensuing hairball. Drink lots of water and maybe eat some greasy fish so it'll slide right on up or down, whatever the case will be.
I was thinking about you fox. Maybe it is a coyote.
~Goldie
I'm glad your story had a funny ending. I was worried there for a moment!
HAHAHA about chewing off your mum's hair. My mum's hair is so short you would never know if I did anything.
The rule should be, the sick person gets the real bed!
Wow. That's hardcore revenge. Nice. It must've been kinda yucky chewing the hairs, though. Kate has lots of those sticky-up little hairs too... no product will hold them down!
Oh dear....haha...That Thing chews mine Mummy's hair too, but his teeth is still weak and he hasn't managed to chew any off yet. You must have got stwong teeth!
HaHaHa Hendrix, you are such a character! I might have to give that hair-chewing trick a try. My mom has very long hair and, up to now, all I do is plop my weighty self on it while she sleeps - so when she tries to get up, it pulls her right back onto the pillow!
Rockg
Maw is laffin an laffin about your Mom sleeping on the sofa both times. Figures...
Smokey pulls Maw's hair like you did your Mom's. She said it hurts.
Luf, Us
Ohoh, mom sez dat ladies is furry fussy about der head furs and yoor revenge will definitly make her think twice afore she barasses yoo again. Oh, and about dat sleeping on da couch stuff. It's cuz dad beans are really a bunch of big babies...
Oah My GOD!!!!
I think your mommy need to protect her hair now, hehehehe!!
hi Mr. Hendrix, great to meet ya fella! Thx furr dropping by...phew, it's so nice we feral felines now have good home to share with:)
btw, chewing hair? wow....bcareful buddy, we think might not good furr ur health....but, it's ok furr refreshing once a while.
High five, Mr. Hendrix!
That is one good revenge - I have to keep that in mind!
You are very inventive!
Mrs. OZ
P.S. I do not know how the bird tasted. The stupid maid took it away from me - she assumed I would not eat it - just because I play with my food for hours doesn't mean I might not eat it eventually.
But we got her on that one too: Emil found it again the next day and we brought it back into her bedroom!
You are the smartest cat ever! We never even thought about chewing hair off(just be careful of the hairballs you might get).
It was WONDERFUL to see you at the party today! Hope we see you again real soon!
Love,
Opus and Roscoe
Yes, something is definitely not right about this sleeping on the sofa thing. Isn't that your bed?
We'd probably hide for a week if one of us did something like that.
Thanks for bringing your guitar to the party. Everyone is having such a good time now dancing on the lawn to your beat.
JFF
Ha... Nubi does that to my pet human all the time. She looks like the medusa in the morning.
Hope your pet humans feel better. So many cooties going around.
xooxo
This is very funny.
What a funny prank!
This is so weird, Hendrix, because just the other day I was biting on my mom's hair and I never do that!
Maybe it's a moon thing.
Oh my, I dunno if MomBean would forgive me!
Hello Mr Hendrix!
I am sorry you can't go outside because of FIV. We went outside today on our harness but the passing car scared us so bad we had to go back in so we were only outside 3 minutes.
We also have birdies but only ONE FEEDER, so we make our Mom fill it up once per day (it gets unfilled EVERY DAY by those silly birdies!) so next years we plan to get some more for all the birdies.
My mom stays home too almost every day to work from home on her computer, that's good too.
Veronica
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