Well, I wouldn't necessarily call it tasty, but it certainly was fun. There were some fun guesses left and Bendrix and I have taken many notes for future infractions. Those who guessed "chewing" were closest!
Here is the answer you've all been waiting for.
Now it may be hard to tell cause mommy has fine hair, but you'll notice lotsa short short short hairs sticking up. Sat. night I was driving mommy nuts messing with her head in the middle of the night. I've never done that, or even walked around her pillow. She kept waking up and shoving me away, but it wasn't until she pulled away and felt a sharp tug that she realized...I was chewing, not licking, her hair! She jumped up and turned on the light to find lots of long hairs laying all over the pillow.
I took off and hid under the coffee table as soon as she sat up, but mommy found me. This is how that conversation went:
Mommy: Hendrix what did you do?
Me: I chewed off your hair silly
Mommy: Why did you do that?
Me: Um you cheated on me then compaired me to a Darth Tater Mr. Potato Head
Mommy: What possessed you to do this?
Mommy: This will take forever to grow back! It isn't like I have that much hair to begin with.
Me: Duh. That is why I did it. Vomit gets cleaned up once, but growing hair back takes months.
Mommy: sigh. You'll never be allowed on the bed above my shoulders again you little sh*t.
Me: That is OK. I doubt I'll ever need to again.
PS I hope you all got a laugh from this even tho mommy didn't. We need to keep up our strength praying and purring for all our sick friends and their beans.
PPS Thanks for purring for daddy, he is feeling a little better and actually was able to keep chicken noodle soup down last night. Mommy sayz it is interesting that when she had the stomach flu 2 weeks ago, she slept on the sofa so daddy could sleep...now that daddy has the stomach flu, she is sleeping on the sofa so daddy could sleep. Something isn't right about this.