Time for another Friday Confession, inspired by Mr. Echo:
Hey mommy, remember last week when you were eating chips with melty cheese, and you went to the bathroom and forgot to put the bowl of cheese on top of the TV where I'm NOT allowed? Then you came back and I was sitting next to a now empty bowl of melty cheese and you said "Did you eat my cheese?!?" and I said, "No mommy, I wouldn't do that."
Well I did.
On the bright side,eating cheese is better than cutting it! Get it? Cutting it? ha ha ha I crack myself up.