7/05/2008

House Trashing Pah-TAY Here!

Thanks for coming all. Bendrix and I are thrilled for you to be here.

Don't worry if you hear beans coming. My grandbeans will be in and out to make sure we have food, play time, chin scritches and clean litterbox. They agree to turn a blind eye to all that occurs here.

We have high ceilings to walk on, chandeliers to hang from and fans to spin from!


We've got curtains to shread and swing from!



We can swing from those curtains into tall bookshelves and bounce onto sofas.


Our cool paper towel roll is all set up for Faith Boo


Don't forget the blinds for whapping!


Goldie and Shade are going to bring some real live mousies too! I'll get the dehydrator ready so we can all take some home.


Lets not forget the FOUR catnip plants to share.

All I ask is that no one trash the basement/ "Man Cave" I'll have the pool balls out ready for a game, plenty of niptinis (and fresh milk for the kittens!!!) and a cool Cat Sitter Video on the 8 FOOT projector screen Those are the biggest birds you'll ever see doods.

I can't wait until my beans see what we're going to do to this place!

62 comments:

Leslie said...

We hope you have a lovely time! We are all asleep on our electric blanket! It is very cold here!

Moki The Wobbly Cat said...

Oh boy! This is exactly what I need!!! Can I be the first to put the bitey on the paper towels!!!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh, man-cave! I'm gonna hang out in der and watch t.v.~Speedy
No he is not, he's gonna work on trashing wif us...get up...SPEEDY...yoo gotta barf in weerd places...well, we'z gonna go unroll toilet paper so dat Faith Boo can do her art projects.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh yippee!!!!! I yam so reddy!!! My summer haz been a bust!
I wouldz reely likes to shred da curtainz! Can I do dat????
Oh.. & before I forgets, I broughts some leftoevfur crab legzez in a freight truck.
It's right outside your door.
Shall I tell da driver to bringz on in?
We canz leave da sheellz on da floor.. & doze should gets a nice ripe smell to dem in da heat.
:)
We lovez you!
Dr TWeety & da Fab Five

Anonymous said...

I am early, I know -- time differences etc, but better early than too late.

For whom looking for the paper towel roll, it's all over the kitchen floor and not exactly a roll anymore. And after finding the catnip I fell asleep...

Kimo and Sabi said...

Woooo hoooooo - it's always more fun to trash some else's house!

Ana said...

WoHoo, that's a great placed to be trashed up!

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

O, we thought we were too early. Wow, look at this. Faith Boo has spotted the paper towels, look at her go.
Sol, BJ and Smokey not only whap the blinds, they put the mancat bitey on them and purr-ferate them. Go Sol and Smokey.
KC will start by climbing and shredding those nice curtains, maybe doing some swings too.
And right now, I'll just sit and snoopervise the activities. Maybe watch them unload Dr. Tweety's truck.
And we tagged you for the "What's On Your ColdBox" meme... although there may not be much left once this party is over, hee hee.
Purrs,
Missy Blue Eyes

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Hello, Hello!!!!

We wanted to come early as I have quite a load of rodents here. A bag of mousies, a bag of voles and a bag of shrews. They will be delish all crispy. I brought little favor boxes so I'll get these ready and put them in a basket by the door. Please remember to take them when you head out.

We will use the shrews for the corpse fling contest, they taste quite horrid, believe me. WOW! They are a little rank! Phew... I should have put them on ice for the trip. Oh well... Ok, everyone line up. Dr. Tweety, would you like the honors of the first fling?

WELL DONE!!!!

I have never seen one actually stick to the ceiling. Mind the drips, friends.

Next.

~Goldie and Shade

Parker said...

I'm off to the catnip plants first, then some dried mousies and then the curtains and the bookshelves...
oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Sassy Kat said...

Hey all we are here!!!!! We weren't sure we would be allowed to come but the mom of the house said it would be OK. Will be sending you something in the email to help us out on the trashing.
It is great to see everyone.
Now onto the fun!!!!!!
xoxoxoxo,
Sassy & Momo

Monty Q. Kat said...

Niptini's???

BAAAAAARRRRUUUUUPPPP

Dibs on the paper towels!

The Island Cats said...

Hi Hendrix!! We took a break from celebrating Zoey's birthday to come to your house trashing party!!! Let the trashing begin!

Wally wants to know if you have any screens to climb...he loves climbing screens (until Mom trims his nails)!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Tommy and Teaghan said...

Wooooweeeeee! Lemme at dem mousies! An we get to dehydrate dem and take em home too? |jump jump jump| I's so acited I could pee myself.
~Beau Beau

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Awesome party dude! We brought Fagin who loves to attack doorways so we think he can stratch up your Mom's paint jobs really well! Also, we wanna walk on all the places you are not "allowed." And we brought tons of bugs to dehydrate - Jack thinks they will shrivel up and Fagin says they won't so we gotta try that out!!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

WAHEY PARTY TIME! I have been sharpening my claws for this all week - I think I'll start by shredding the carpet and then I will move on to the sofa!

Oh, please tell bendrix that I tagged him for an award - I know he will be frightfully busy trashing the house but when he gets a chance, have him stop by and pick it up! x

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Dude, I'm on the way! I'll bring the sisfurs to help trash too. They can be annoying, but we're a good trashing team.
Bring on the giant birdies in the man cave!
Purrs,
your bud Pepi

The Meezers or Billy said...

Billy ::runs in and leaps up to the swingy light and starts swinging:: ME IS TARZAN!!!!!

Miles ::runs over to curtains and starts pulling::

Sammy ::jumps onto shelves and starts whapping stuff::

Great party Bendrix!!

Daisy said...

I want to spin on the ceiling fan! Wheeeeeeeee! This is FUN!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh, Daisy, can we have a turn on the ceiling fan??? Billy, want to play THOE??? Faith, love what you are creating with the paper towels! Sam! Uh oh, he is already nipped out! Yuck....who yakked in the hall??? Oh well...just step around it! Where is the litter box? No litter box...okay...behind the sofa then!!!

WHOO HOO!!!!!!!!!

Forty Paws said...

Whoo hoo! Let's PAR-TAY!

Luf, Us

G and G A said...
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Victor Tabbycat said...

Hey, o wow! Lookit da ginormous birds! Lookin da food! Lookit Bendrix spinnin on the fan! ::spin::
Hey, dudes, I's tagged you fur the fridge meme. You can fotograf it an describe what's in it after the paw-tay!
I brought sum blue tuna gizzies! Not fur kittens!

The Lee County Clowder said...

Luna: Now THIS is what I'm talking about. Come on, Anne, Mary, lets get some nip in you and get to paarrttyy.

The Pirate Gurls just huddle together and look around, kinda scared...

Luna: Come on, you'll feel better once you get a NipTini or Meowgarita in you.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Ah look at those curtains... how fun!!!!

Mickey's Musings said...

How lucky are we to have TWO house trashings so close together!!!!! I showed up earlier so I can have even more fun!!!!
I think I'll swing over to the tall bookshelves and whap some stuff!!!!
That catnip is awesome!!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey

JEWELGIRL said...

Got magazines? I love to scratch
my claws on them to make party
noise makers........ It's been a
busy weekend,I hope you have some
leftover red,white, and blue kitty
trashing treats, were hungry from
all that house trashing!!! Purrrrt!
:) Spooky, Daisy, Aniwa & Shadow

MaoMao said...

Oh, BLINDS! I love to whap blinds and climb on 'em! I'll also dive into the trashie cans and knock 'em ofur! WHOO EEEEE!! Brainball's goin aftur the papur inna housie and Dorydoo wants a turn at the ceiling fan! And Marilyn can barf onna computer keyboards, hehehehehe!

Whatta great house-trashin pawtay, Bendrix! Thankies fur invitin alla us Ballicai!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

The Cat Realm said...

We are here!!!!! We are so sad that Emil couldn't be with us - we know he'll watch from the bridge what a good job at destroying your house we are doing! We did bring his camera - so you never now....
We also brought Dom Niptignon, Lizquila and our house wine... LET'S PARTY!!!
We'll stay for the rest of the day!
Karl and Mrs. OZ

The Cat Realm said...

RUIS - I am here - wake up!!! Let's dance!
Karl

Jans Funny Farm said...

Woooweeee! Can a 50 pound hound swing from the chandelier? Buddy would like to try it. He says he'll be glad to polish it (wink, wink) while he's up there.

This is going to be FUN!

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

KC said...
Lizquila... o, i love lizquila. i's gotted tha dirt from tha potted plants spread evenly over tha carpet.
Boy, those shrew fings do stink, don't they.
Missy Blue Eyes went back to get more paper towels, effurryone wants those.

Sol said...
Did you know they have real live dead feather pillows over here... come on, gang, lets have a pillow fight. Destroy all pillows....

Smokey said...
Lookit me... I'm flying... this ceiling fan is fun...

BJ said...
I have purr-furrated all the miniblinds, well, what left of them...

Anonymous said...

JAAAWN, that catnip is strong, guys!

Karl!?! Okay, turn up the volume and let't dance, love!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Ewwwwww, who farted? Oh, sorry, gess someone left a pile-o-poo ahind da couch...wasn't us...Um, Speedy, we don't think yoo suppose to eat dem shrews just toss dem. Oh, yoo want something really bad to yak up unner da cushons, well den, here's another one...hehehe

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

I will be over right away to join the Pah-Tay Hendrix! I love to put the bitey on the blinds! Oh, and I guess I'll bring Sabrina and Sam too, they will get all goofy over the catnip ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Simon

Anonymous said...

Oh noes, you're BRINGIN' REAL MICE????? I'll not participate if iit's true :(

Fat Eric said...

I'm here!

*rolls around leaving piles of orange and white floofy fur everywhere, floating in the the air*

*finds a wooden piece of furniture and goes scritch scritch sharpening my claws on it*

*hurls a huge hairball in the middle of the kitchen*

The Furry Bambinos said...

Wow, what a great partay! Nip nip nip nip nip nip nip ....

Eww, Panda Bear, it's not nice to sniff another cat's butt without asking first!

Padre, Panda Bear, and Meerkat

Samantha & Mom said...

Oh wow!! Look at all this cool stuff to trash!
Sam: I wanna swing from the chandelier!! Yippeee!! Whoo Hooo!
Tigger: THoE sounds like a good idea and toilet paper mush is my specialty!!

Sassy Kat said...

This has been a blast. We really enjoyed unrolling all of the TP rolls in the house! When we finished that we headed for the paper towels.
Thanks for having us.
xoxoxo,
Sassy & Momo

Cat Naps in Italy said...

We are here! Sorry it took us so long to get here, but we are still missing our flying van!

Thanks for the party! We are hoping to get the tp unrolled in the bathroom. We are also really good at coughing up hairballs (makes a great mess on the floor).

Karl, so glad you all were able to make it. We will be sure to do Emil proud by making a good mess. We can only hope that someone will catch it all on film!

Hugs and kisses to all!
Time to dance!
Opus and Roscoe

River said...

Can't wait to see the pictures!

love & wags,
River

Karen said...

Look at this place!! It look Great. How did the fur get on the fan blade? DID we miss ceiling walking? I ( pixel ) so want to try that.

The Lee County Clowder said...

Luna, Anne Bonny and Mary Read come in the front door holding oars, in a rowboat on roller skates, with the Pirate Gurls singing -

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.


Luna grabs a bottle of Lizquila and the rowboat disappears into the kitchen.

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Hey, Sugar Pie. What a lovely party! Any paper towels left?

Tommy and Teaghan said...

Wait a minute did someone do a poo poo? Oh nooooo. Who took all da TP? We could use a little of dat right now.

Just Ducky said...

Woohooo, here we go again! Trash that house, trash that house, trash that house!

I think I will start by jumping on top of the tall cases, then do my best to walk along the curtin holder things!

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

WOW mr Hendrix....I missed Kimo & Sabi's house trashin party but I made it in time for yours....being an old cat I do not party too much but I brought my Hoover along to help you clean up before the beans get back...no one will evenknow what went on after I am done here!

Max said...

Mmmmmm dehydrated mousies...much better than the dehydrated banana chip the Man makes...!

Beau said...

Hendrix, I took a wind up spin around the fan, went flying across the bed, nails out, sliding across the bed (a few things got shredded in the process), and what didn't get get shredded ended up in a mess on the floor...heehee!

Motor Home Cats said...

Woohoo - we are here. Those curtains look fun. We like to move them with our tail. Thank you for inviting us.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

The Cat Realm said...

We guess the paper towels are all messed up and gone - so we will fly in the curtains a bit, bite the blinds and shred the carpet and the sofa! What a great party!!!! Your humans will have A FIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
So nice to dance with you Ruis.... I love it.... and after the dance let's hang from the chandeliers for a while - maybe we can bring them down!
Karl

Spike William and Angels China Cat and Willow said...

Wow, that is really fun spinning on the ceiling fan! I had better go get a niptini now! Thanks for a great time here!

Purrrrrrrrs, China Cat

Willow said...

I love shredding TP and I am excited about trying those dehydrated mousies!

Purrrrrrrrrs, Willow

Mr. Echo said...

I kant beeleeve thare wuz still stuff on top of the cabnits! It's not thare no more...

Tenny is hard at work mangling the blinds. She's bin practicin in our sleepy room and is good at it.

Boy said...

Woah hooo!!! PAR-TAY!

Kavan said...

I'm here with the cleanup crew...I will cleanup all the treats...and MORE TRASHING!!!!

Hmm..so much for cleanup...

Kavan

Sassy Kat said...

Hope you didn't get into trouble for the party. If you need help with clean just let us know.
Sassy & Momo

PB 'n J said...

Wow you guys did some major damage - sorry we missed it! We would have loved to help!

Nomi said...

Awhh. Haf I missed it ? I was still weecovering from the partay that Kimo and Sabi had. My head still isnt normal.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Sorry we missed yer house-trashin party. Sounds like it was thoroughly trashed though... ;)

Kate (Pablo's mum) said...

Oh boy, I'm so late... is there anything left to trash? Maybe I'll give those venetians one last whap. They look like they could use it!