Contest Answers and Winners

Hi! We are so glad so many of you wanted to play our quote contest.
The big winners are:
Zippy, Sadie & Speedy! They got all but #5 & #9.
So, they get this great brag badge.

But, since we had a lot of fun playing, we want everyone to walk away with something. So, scroll down below the answers and picture for your special badges.

1. "Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the lamp, not the rat!"
Muppet's Christmas Carol

2. "Fixed the newel post!"
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

3. "I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac"
South Park, Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo

4. "All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I'm only four."

5. Aye...I will assume the position...
Shrek the Halls. If you haven't seen it - it came out last year - it is an instant classic. This is when Puss in Boots shows up at Shrek's house and the babies see him and start squeeing. He assumes the position for them to tug and chew him.

6. ...sometimes you amaze me. This is the best present a cat could ever get. Now and then, you're something special.
Garfield's Christmas Special. "Odie, sometimes you amaze me..." cause Odie gave him a cool thing Garfield could use to scratch his back and belly

7. Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?!?

8. Your heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk.
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

9. Oh...How many grades does this school have!
The Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

10. Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
A Christmas Story

11. Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer?
A Charlie Brown Christmas

12. They're watching Snow White. And they love it.

13. You ask for miracles, Theo, I give you the F..B..I
Die Hard!

Bonus #14!

"I hate Christmas. The mall is full of nothing but women and children. All you hear is 'I want this,' 'Get me this,' 'I have to have this' . . . and then there's the children. And they're all by my store 'cause they stuck the mall Santa right outside ringing his stupid bell. As if you need a bell to notice a 300-pound alcoholic in a red suit. 'Ho, ho, ho,' all day long. So, nice as can be, I go outside, ask him to shut the hell up. He takes a swing at me. So I lay a hook into his fat belly and he goes down. Beard comes off, all the kids start crying and I'm the bad guy."

Married With Children It's a Bundyful Life - guest starring Sam Kinison. My beans watch this at my grandbeans house every Christmas Day and laugh and laugh

Photo from www.alternativereel.com

For everyone who made a guess!

Derby gave us a great idea so here is for everyone who read the contest.


Forever Foster said...

Our mum is going to look for the Married... With Children special. It sounds very funny! Scrooged is one of our dad's very favourite movies, and mum and our uncle Andy organise each year to watch Elf at the same time, even though they are in different countries. We love Christmas movies:)

Teddy Westlife said...

Oh that is good. I will gladly post the "I didn't guess but it was a great competition" badge!

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

Congratulations to the winner! It was fun to play. WE will post the badge!

The Creek Cats said...

Dang! We're sorry we missed this fun contest! Concats to the winners!
Btw, mom always pronounces fragile, Fra-gee-lay

The Island Cats said...

Congrats to Zippy, Sadie and Speedy! Mom says she's really bad at movie quotes...after we saw the answers, she said, "oh that's right..." and stuff like that....

We're with the Creek Cats...our mom always says "fra-gee-lay" for fragile....

This was fun, Hendrix!!

The Crew said...

Wow, Mom didn't get hardly any right! She must not watch enough TV.

Just Ducky said...

HEHEHE, you are too funny Hendrix, I love the badge.

Jana said...

oh my.... i would've never guessed the others! congrats to the winner!

Angel Gracie=^o.o^= said...

Congrats to the winner of your contest and all that participated. I like a contest where all wins something.
My mom hasn't seen the Married With Children but she has seen Sam Kinison. She enjoyed most of his humor.

Ivan from WMD said...

Ha ha ha! My mom remembers that Married...with Children episode but hasn't thought about in years! I only know Sam Kinison because sometimes when she gets all Carolined up she starts channelling him.

Amy & the house of cats said...

We are so behind that we didn't get to enter, but I don't think we had much of a chance anyway! That was a good contest!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Holy carp, mom missed da South Park one? Dat is really weerd cuz she sez "bastard, you killed Kenny" whenever dad breaks something! We had fun wif dis contest, but now we think either mom watches to much t.v. or her amemberer is weerd. She amembers lines from movies and t.v. and spits dem out like a freeking tape recorder...

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Hey, Sugar Pie. You and your mama have given me a lot, and what I sent you wasn't much, but your sweet heart is all I need for a pressie for Chrissymouse.
nosekisses and gentle head bumps,
your sweetheart.