Now I feel Bad

OK, between daddy being gone and the beans being trapped in the house by the frigid weather and great white death falling, the stinky boy has been using me as his main source of entertainment and exercise.

Finally, on Monday, I'd had enough. I ran and ran and he chased and chased and tried to hug the stuffing out of me. Finally I hissed and hid under the table where the boy couldn't get to me.

Then this happened.....




The whole time he was going "kitty, kitty!" Yup, that is the picture of me on top of the table I was hiding under.




sigh. Now I feel like crud. Mommy said "honey, he just loves you so much he can't help himself."

MIdnight Monday and the Red Mat

I'm gonna get you red mat.



*bunny kick bunny kick bunny kick* Kill Kill Kill!



I feel much better now. Sometimes a House Panther just needs to shread something. Now it it time for a nap.




Things were wild here last week. Daddy had to go away on business with very little notice, the stinky boy's sitter got sick and then the stinky boy did too! Nothing major, just sore throat and achy (he never runs fevers). Than it snowed and iced and got so cold that mommy couldn't even run errands cause the garage door froze to the floor.

Luckily daddy got home on Saturday safe and sound but I lost my spot on the bed again. sigh.

Mommy says that she's had enough "family togetherness" and is ready to go back to work tomorrow. I'm ready for the boy to go to the sitter's and stop terrorizing me. I think he has had enough time stuck at home too! I can't wait to have the bed, sofa, loveseat, laundry hamper all to myself! Where to nap first? Anyone want to come over and enjoy an empty house?

Updating, blogging & VET Appointment

Holy moly! Mommy is stinking royalee with her resolution to help me blog more. She says that by the time she works her two part time jobs and does job searching, she "just can't look at a computer anymore." I say, "hey, Whiney McWhinersen, you're not looking at the computer, you're looking at my awesome friends."

So, here we are.

Some really lucky good news is that mommy's temp job asked her to stay until the end of February. She is 95% sure that that will be the end of the jobbie since they just hired someone. She is still hopeful. Cross your paws. She doesn't just love the extra green papers, she loves the actual job itself and the beans she works with. Apparently this is a very rare thing and she says it makes her sad she will probably have to give it up.

Some other great news. I had my yearly VET appnt today. I got a clean bill of health (except for the FIV+ of course)! They were nice enough to give us a discount on having my teeth cleaned since I was already under the gas.

Yes, Bendrix reared his pawsome head, fangs, claws, fur and bloods flew and we wound up going into the gas bin.

I am a little concerned that my, um, spot number 13 is sore. I heard something about being "expressed" but I've never had that spot hurt from expressing myself on my blog or to my beans before so... I'm chalking it up to not hearing clearly cause of the gas.

So, I'm taking the stinky boy's laptop and taking my blogging into my own paws!





PS My mommy got a new phone that has the internets (her old phone fell and broke on a stone floor a couple weeks ago). She hopes to help me visit while she is at lunchtime at her jobbie from it. They block Facebook, blogger, tiwtter, You Tube etc so she has to use her phone.
So, if my comments are short and misspelled, sorry, she is a crappy text typer.

Thinking on Thursday - Not a good start

So, yesterday that stinky Joel saw me sitting next to his booster chair, pointed and said "ball!"

I had hardly made the excuse that his is a sticky little boy that obviously got confused when the Man "formerly known as Daddy" said "No Joel, that is kitty. He just looks like a ball."

This year is not starting off very well.

I think I'll pop him in the nose tonight about 3am...

Happy New Year's Eve Everyone!

Wow, another year down. What stinks is I didn't get this one quite right and now I have to start all over. sigh. Maybe I had to much on my resolutions list. I'll be sure not to do that again.

We had a great Christmas. I got "my" green fevver on a stick and catnip bags that were "freshened up" in my dehydrated home grown nip.


mommy and I recovering from my nipesode and her winesode

I didn't have to wear any stupid outfits or hats cause I "outgrew" the Santa outfit and the stinky boy kept trying to take my hat off and that bugged me even more.


daddy says only one person in this photo is truly smiling...

My beans are having a big party tonight with lotsa stinky little humans of all ages. I'm losing my traditional "safe" room to some blurpy thing's pack-n-play and I'll be shoved into a closet (Mommy interupts: It isn't a "closet." It is our big Master bathroom with a closet in it that you like to lay in anyway) and not even have that big twin bed I like to nap in!

Stinky stupid party. I know what will be on my resolutions...revenge...

At least I go into 2011 with all of you good furry and bean friends! I'll be thinking of you all as the dou- ahem dork Ryan Seacrest rings in the New Year and pretends to respect Dick Clark.

Maybe my sweet lady cat will let me telyport over to celebrate with her!

Thinking on Thursday

Thinking it may be time for fortify my fort better.

Merry Christmas!

We hope to send out email out with our card attached today but in case it doesn't go through, and in case we don't have everyone's email, we are posting it here.

You can save it to your desktop and print it if you biggify it!




We want to thank all of our friends who sent us Christmas cards! It is so nice you remembered us and they are all prominently displayed on our piano. purrrrrrrrrrs It is great to have caring friends.

We want to wish you all a happy holiday season and a new year filled with joy, love, good health and lotsa treats!

My beans' families are all in town so they run all day tomorrow. We are thinking good thoughts for all our dear friends!

Thinking On Thursday - Santa Edition

I think I'll wait right here for Santa.



Where else can I go? I have no village, no minions...just two sad little trees with no breakable ornaments less than two feet from the floor...

Getting our Christmas cards out has been a trial of epic proportions culminating in the final straw of our printer rollers getting clogged and not printing black ink (like for the addresses!). So, we'll be emailing out our card. We hope you think it is worth the wait.

Mommy is so sad. She saved enough money to have them printed and yadda yadda yadda, they are still sitting here unmailed. Sad.

Finally Friday!

TBIF. Thank Bast it is Friday! I can't believe it has been so long since I posted! Things have been crazy here both bad and good. We'll focus on the good stuff first. I missed posting on my daddy's birthday, but he had one and it was fun. I got extra stinky goodness just for fun. I like getting extra stuff for no reason, especially cause the stinky has been in demand here.

Don't get me wrong, according to mommy I have plenty to eat, but I'm not getting extra stinky anymore cause I was "going thru it to fast." I don't get that. Now I only get a nibble (mommy here, you get a 1/8 of a can) twice a day! sigh.

Funny story, Joel has a toy that he squeezes and says "squish." Now he does that to mommy's tummy. She doesn't find it funny.

It has been "frigid" and snowy here. We got 6 inches this week! I'm glad I'm a former feral and stay inside nice and warm and cozy.

Mommy's temp job got extended into January and that is cool! She got a hint that it may turn into something even more permanent. We hope so. Mr. Bill is such a jerk coming every month and making my beans sleep crappy. When they sleep crappy I sleep crappy.

My mommy is already working on her new year's resolutions. One is to schedule her time better so we can blog and visit our friends more. I hope so. We are very sad, especially this time of year, to miss our friends.

We will be posting our Christmas Card Sunday! Due to a lack of green papers, and wanting to save papers from going into the garbage, we will be doing like last year and electronically sending and posting our cards. We hope everyone likes it!!

Maestro on Monday

My new favorite thing is to jump up on the player piano keys in the middle of the night. You may ask "why don't your humans cover the keys like smart people would?"



Well, it used to be closed all the time, but the stinky monkey boy keeps lifting the cover up and smashing his fingers so now the beans leave it open. Then they forget to close it before bed.



Their mental hiccoughs are my entertainment...over and over and over...

House Panthers like hunting from great heights, but unfortunately, the keys don't lend to stealth...

My buddy Rudy is having some big blood problems caused by fleas. Please send him and his beans some purrs.