Lady cats, this post is very crude as it tells the story of what Bendrix did on Sunday morning. Please be careful reading if you have delicate sensibilities.
At 3:14am on Sunday morning, it happened. A noise mommy had only heard once before at that hour and in that location. One that was just loud enough to wake her. A "Pfth" sound. Enough for her to think "something is very wrong here." Then it happened...the smell came.
Yes, Bendrix pooted in mommy's face at 3:14 in the morning. He was heard to say, in reaction to her and daddy's "eeewing" sounds, "And what is a fart, but the forlorn cry of an imprisoned turd?" Who knew he was so poetic?
And here are 2 photos of Bendrix going to town on the carpet under mommy's crafting table. Proving it isn't the length of the claws that matter, but how you use them.
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PS My beans are working very very hard around the house and yard because they are having BOTH families over for Father's Day. Please don't think we forgot any of you!
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Bendrix, how could you ? I am a polite lady cat and nefer do wude fings like wot you did. Dear oh deary me. Wotefer next ?
Oh Bendrix, I know how that can be - you get a little relaxed and then next thing you know...
Sometimes am man has just gots to let a few rip.
Very truly yours,
The Boys from the Whiskers & Purrs Gang
way to go Bendrix!!!!
And this comic is just for you, dude-it's a perfect compliment to your 'silent but deadly' post!
Bendrix...I'm speechless. Not so much about the poot, but that you are so poetic about it!
Nice carpet work too!
Oh Bendrix, you pooter you! Hendrix, you simply must get him under control when he starts pooting in your mommy's face!!
I only poot around Daddy. That way when he tries to blame me Mommy sez she knows it wuz him. Izzint that klevver of me? She sez "I nefurr heer Echo poot" and Daddy sez it's cuz my butt has a nachurel furry sound baffle. And Daddy duzzint. MOL
Oh Bendrix, that is just so funny! I laughed and laughed and laughed! Of course neither Hellie or I would ever do that because we are polite lady cats! He, he, he...
Heh heh. Good one, Bendrix.
Bendrix, that was brilliant!
Our Grandpaw is coming all the way from Maine this weekend...we're having a cleaning fest too. I love to poot!! SBD baby, just purr along with it!!!
Oh dear. That wasn't furry gentlemanly, Bendrix. I only once made a bad stink in the people bed and that was because I had a dingleberry stuck to the back of my floofy breeches which I did not know about. I would never stink up the bed on purpose! (Drool all over it, yes, stink on it no!)
Ahhhhhhhh Bendrix!! You sure do pick the best time!! Heeheehee!!
Bendrix, that is a hoot! Our daddy blames us when HE makes that smell ... or maybe WE really do it ... hee hee! Momma will never really know!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sam and Simon
Oh Bendrix, that is nothing compared to what we deal with, with my sister PooPoo!
OMDawg! That is quite impossible!
And your family is having both fathers over on Father's Day? OMDawg!
Oh my, not even Billiam has done that!
Um, delicate sensibilities...right. My sisfur Sadie does farts in mom's face alla time! At least once a day! Oh, she's all lady like about it, rubs her head on mom's shoulder, across her chin den she starts to walk away and pfft...der it is. Ohoh, gotta run...no Sadie we din't say anything bad...ouch...
Heh...Hahahahahahahaha! Mebbe I shouldn't be laughin, but doood! That's FUNNY. And I bet the people don't even appreciate Bendrix's humor in all of it!
Oh my goodness! Wow, Bendrix, we can't believe you did that in your mom's face!
:::::gasping for breath::::;
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