OK, this time I'm requesting tips. Mommy decided that she was going to get a "body pillow" now so she could get used to it. We only have a queen sized bed. That means there is daddy, mommy, me and this stoopid pillow.
Something has to give. Any tips on how to get the daddy out of bed are appreciated.
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Tip Request on Tuesday
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um, whapping him in the head in the middle of the night and randomly jumping on his "man parts" might do it
Find his keys and drag them around. The sound will surely get him going!
We are also curious about how to get the daddy out of our bed. When you find out, please let us know!
Too bad blogger only lets you list blogger blogs though...
I have been trying to get the male of bed for years and have not been successful. Georgia tries to get him out by walking on him in the middle of the night and then meowing in his face...
We're not sure how much we like this "getting daddy out of the bed" concept ;)
Well, if you sleep on his side before he gets there, he'll have no where to go....'cept the couch! hehehehe!
Sounds like Daddy needs to find somewhere else to sleep.
Simba and Jazzi xx
I'm here to tell you that running back and forth across the Daddy does not work! I got sent for a timeout in my PTU at 3 this morning. Mommy didn't rescue me until 5!! -Riley
The beans can't just shut Riley out of the room because he throws his body against the door and claws the carpet. Miraculously he has stayed quiet in the PTU. He actually likes the PTU, so this isn't terrible punishment. When this happens, I just stretch out and enjoy more Mommy time. -Tiki
Now, Sugar Pie, you KNOW you like your mancave with your daddy. Be nice to him!
ps. gave you an award.
If everybody were sideways on the bed, that would work. (Oh, your mommy and daddy's legs would hang over the edge, but you'd be OK!)
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Now, about your problem... you should try to do things like making snoring noises and stuff, then blame it on your Daddy, so that your mom kicks him out of bed. Let me know how that goes...
Love Clover xo
P.S. My cat cousin Milo swears by sleeping on pillows near the humans' heads. Maybe that would work, as a back up plan?
We is not sure but TT used to sleep up near the mom's head and that was always plenty of room fer her.
I don't know. Maybe sleep on his head?
How's the body pillow working out? Do you use it to support your back or just to cuddle with? I often see them at Target and they look so comfy, but I just don't know what I'd do with it!
Pee on his side of the bed?
Just before your daddy's bedtime, put a really good DVD on down in the mancave. After he's settled down to watch it (maybe with some tasty snacks?), lock the door to the mancave bahind him. Then he'll fall asleep down there while he's watching it, and he won't be able to get out! (P.S. You can let him out in the morning.)
A well placed claw in the butt doesn't work??? heh,heh,heh
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
Blogroller was giffen us isses toos. :( we like the blogger ones.
I think woo and your mom should do a team snore?
My momma Ellie uses the technique of tongue baths on the man's head...moving to his eyelids. Works like a charm.
I find that biting toes in the middle of the night works well in driving the humans out of bed.
Good luck on moving the dad out of the bed. Mum will try to find some shiny ribbon to help Grampie with his crazy bird.
Just sleep on top of the body pillow - that way you get the best of both worlds.
Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
Dood. the Woman uses TWO body pillows...but since the Man sleeps during the day (and, frankly, in a whole other room) it's not an issue. We like to sleep on top of the body pillows, even though they're under the blankets.
I'm not sure how you can get your Dad out of the bed. It just kinda happened here, between his train-wreck snoring and her chronic pain, they just wound up in different rooms. So clearly, you must shove something up his nose to make him snore...
I'm getting fed up with Blogrolling, too...
We found we could not get daddy outta da bed so we had mom move to her own room. She had no choice, daddy thrashes and snores and mom was tired of getting bruzes on her legs and back from dad kicking her. Oh, and mom's body pillow ended up on da back of da couch and it's now Sadies favorite bed.
I think if you sleep on his belly and then dig your claws in he might move in a hurry.
Um, MomBean is making me say 'try a pillow under the belly and one between the knees. And you can try a third behind the back so your hips stay level and even.'
I say a 3am ballwalk.
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