The vet said I have two rupshured ear drums.
This is my pretty kitty ear.
This is a drum.(http://www.noblepr.co.uk/Press_Releases/premiere/pictures_of_lily.htm)
How did that, get in my ear? I've had to go to the V-E-T three times in two weeks because I was shaking my head and digging my ear. The V-E-T gave mommy antybiotiks and a better cleaner. But I wasn't getting better, so today, my mommy LEFT ME AT THE VET ALL DAY! They gave my bunches of shots and made me go sleepy so they could clean my ears real good.
The nice lady vet said I must've developed an allergy to my food to have such a bad ear infecshun. My mommy feels so bad that she didn't know since she cleans my ears every two weeks. The V-E-T said that the outside of my ears looked fine and since they didn't smell and weren't dirty where mommy cleans them, she couldn't have known. Then when I kept shaking my head, I rupshured my drum set. I have two new ear medicines and pills (eeeeewwwww).
I also have to switch stinky goodness and crunchies AGAIN to somefing hi-po-al-er-genic and am having none of it. I know they want to give me a pill tonight too. That is what they fink. No way. I've had enough.
PS Why "Jekyl and Hyde?" you might ask, because when I went to the V-E-T yesterday I got an "A++" for my behavior. Today when they told my mommy she could come get me, they said I was full of "spit and vineagar." heh heh heh I likes to keep them guessing. I wish I had Max's talents...