5/08/2007

Tuesday Tips - Beggin'

This is my morning begging routine. I always get a plate of stinky goodness in the morning so it must work.

First, meow pathetically and lick your lips to show how empty your mouth is.

Second, give little "chirps" and dance around your mommy's feet.

Third, if the stinky isn't served fast enough, run over to your bowl of crunchies and eat so fast pieces fall to the floor. This demonstrates how hungry you are.

The fourth and final step is to enjoy the stinky goodness!


We're sending lotsa purrs and prayers out for all our sick friends (animal & bean) and their families. We hopes everyone makes a full recovery, and a fast recovery very, very soon.

17 comments:

Daisy said...

Mr. Hendrix, those are some very very good tips. I already do the third step. But I think the dancing step would work better. I am going to try them tomorrow.

Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

Great commentary! I like the dancing thing, too.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Mom wants to know when yoo teached all dis to Speedy. Dat is igzaktly what he does!

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Those are great tips Hendrix! You have that down to an art! Chirping always seems to get the humans excited!

LZ said...

The Lap Lady says I need to take lessons from you on eating.

Kaze

Around Your Wrist said...

that's a good list of tips! i do the dance around mama's feet. it ALWAYS works.

love
--suz

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Chirping gets them efurrytime!

Patches

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Mr Hendrix

Furry gud! We loves all those tips we will have to practice them and see if it gets us more stinky goodness.

Abby

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Excellent tips young Hendrix and duly noted!

Just read your other pist about your human's nail. Ouch!!!! My teeth are on edge!xx

The Furry Kids said...

Hmmmm, I think I will try the chirping tonight.

Earl Grey

Parker said...

These are tried and true tips. We use them too - we also try to trip Daddy so he doesn't forget we are starving. Bonus points if he has a coffee cup in his hand!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

A superb demonstration of how to get the early light food! We do what we can, but you described it so clearly!

We have an added tip... When you eat the dry chrunchies, shake your head to throw pieces all around the place. That way, when your Big Thing walks out in the early light, it will step on them and get annoying with crunchies.

That leads to more wet stinky good food than crunchies!

Kimo and Sabi said...

Wowy - you gots that down to a science!

Ivan from WMD said...

I always stop at step three. Actually? I could take or leave canned food!

Forty Paws said...

Excellent routine you've got there Bendrix!

Luf, Us

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

deer mr. h.
we hav a similar rooteen heer!
luv--yer frend--jh

Anonymous said...

That...is adorable. I love the part about eating dry food fast as if to convey, "I am such a famine victim that I will desperately eat the hard bits to fill the vacuum..."